slashren nee-chin
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sexual-passion theredviperofdamnn
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fatty-food ohdamnitsalyssa
I still catch myself feeling sad about things that don’t matter anymore.
Kurt Vonnegut (via battybatty)
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13neighbors mypussybaldlikecaillou


I just want to go to bed but preferably with you

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skittlevodka ohdamnitsalyssa
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samdesantis theredviperofdamnn
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qtgurls mypussybaldlikecaillou
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samwilsons mypussybaldlikecaillou



team 5’5 and under where ya at

they didn’t let us in they thought we were 12

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blackfemalepresident rahhh-ss
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fruckin ohnoitsmarc


just another day of not being rich and famous

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cyberho hate
How to finger a girl

1. Use your tongue

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she-wants-the-eod ohnoitsmarc
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hijefff mypussybaldlikecaillou


Fun shark attack facts:

  • In 1996, toilets injured 43,000 Americans a year. Sharks injured 13.
  • In 1996, 2,600 Americans were injured by room fresheners. Sharks injured 13.
  • In 1996, buckets and pails injured almost 11,000 Americans. Sharks injured 13.
  • For every human killed by a shark, humans kill approximately two million sharks.


  1. Humans are assholes.
  2. Sharks are not assholes.
  3. Apparently everyone in 1996 lived in a real-life infomercial.
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